My #grandma is apparently paranoid about a mouse getting in her house via the door that connects to the garage.
My kind of gas! #ethan
My #grandma and I. :)
Softy, my cute little farter, passed away today after 12 wonderful & soft years. xoxo RIP
Cliche followed by the word literally. I better start using that. #TrainHumor #Literally
This is Jimmy. #betta I bought him a plastic leaf to sleep on, but he’s afraid of it.
There’s an #ATM Machine inside? Like an automated teller machine, machine? It’s a machine that makes ATMs?! Inside this crappy gas station?! Well then, this is a sight I must see.
No… The road “lost” #grammar
Off to the #Howard Stern Birthday Bash! (at Tuxego)
My kryptonite. #grammarnazi
Stand-up comedian and host of "Alternative to Sleeping," a stand-up comedy-related radio show.